Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

While scarfing down lightly munching on a bag of dark chocolate chunks (the type clearly meant for baking) last night, I decided the chunks just weren’t cuttin’ it. My chocolate craving was a little more sophisticated than I had previously thought. Grow up, Katie!

Fine. So I starting thinking of what I could make myself. Should I bake something? Surely not. I’m impatient as hell! That would take much too long. In addition, I didn’t want anything that was going to be too involved, or that was going to make a huge mess. And then, there I was pacing around the kitchen like a crazed addict, when I spotted them…my two ripe-ass avocados staring at me, taunting me.

I don’t know what it is about these trickster avocados. They’re firm when I buy them at the store, and then four hours later they’re practically rotting on my kitchen table! My point being; a dessert that doesn’t make a mess, is quick, easy, relatively healthy, made primarily of chocolate and uses up my sad, nearly dead avocados is the perfect sweet treat for a lazy Wednesday night.

Produce on Parade: Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

Inspired by Giada de Laurentiis (so you know it’s good)

Serves 2 but it’s so rich maybe more like 4

  • 1/4 cup dark chocolate chunks or chips
  • ripe avocados
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 Tbsp. honey (or maple syrup, molasses etc.)
  • 2 Tbsp. molasses (or maple syrup, honey, etc.)
  • 1 Tbsp. Hazelnut Kahlua (or other liqueur or maple syrup, honey, etc.)
  • 1/4 tsp. pink Himalayan salt
  • 2 Tbsp. almond milk
  • mint leaves, chopped hazelnuts, and/or berries for garnish (optional)


In a small saucepan, add a little water, only so it rises a few inches along the side. Bring to a boil. Place a small stovetop-safe bowl inside the pot and turn the heat down to low, just enough to keep the water boiling. Add the chocolate chunks and whisk intermittently, erasing any clumps and ensuring it doesn’t burn.

Produce on Parade: Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

While the chocolate is melting, add the remaining ingredients to a food processor, followed by the melted chocolate. Process until silky smooth.

Pour into two or four bowls, cover and refrigerate for at least 3 hours or overnight.

Produce on Parade: Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

Wasn’t that easy? As the mousse chills, it will really firm up. I sincerely recommend allowing it to do so if you can. This mousse is certified super, duper rich and super, duper hardcore badass. It’s the cure for PMS, a bad breakup or just a really horrific chocolate craving. And for the record, I’m not oblivious to the irony of a dessert that takes 3 hours to chill, versus a dessert that may have taken only 30 minutes to bake. I never said I personally waited the three hours.

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8 thoughts on “Easy Hazelnut Chocolate Avocado Mousse

  1. i’m not normally very into chocolate desserts but this looks great! avocados don’t normally last very long in my kitchen though 😉

    have you ever tried storing them in the fridge? i usually buy avocados in fours— one kinda soft one to eat immediately, one to eat in a day or two, and two pretty firm ones. whenever one avocado gets to the perfect ripeness for me, i take them off the counter and just stick them in the fridge. it pretty much halts the process and they last up to a week or more for me.

    • Hi Jenna, thanks for that information! I will definitely have to try it. I bought a couple avocados yesterday and they were all so, so ripe. I find it’s either that or they are all rock hard! I will have to try putting them in the fridge. Thanks!

  2. This was delish! Ry has to avoid ice cream.(crazy high cholesterol despite working out 5x more than me) He thought it tasted great but more than anything I thought the texture was amazing! We will def be making this again!

    • Thanks! Oh good, I am glad you liked it! 🙂 Oh dear, Ryan! There is soy ice cream and coconut milk ice cream as well if he can’t has to avoid it because of the cow’s milk. I wasn’t a huge fan of the soy milk ice cream, but I have heard good things about the coconut milk ice cream.

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